It really was just a flippant post. Don't waste your time on it. Although I did once shag a babysitter but she was not there in the capacity of babysitter at the time of the shag.
I once got a blowjob off a dog walker too, the dogs were there. But exhausted.
This one above the inglenook, looks genuinely stunning when the log fire is burning and flickering across the car.
This one on the wall above the couch. I lost my virginity to the babysitter on that couch while this film that I got sent by default from Britannia video club was playing on the...