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The unwillingness of coffee shop Baristas to actually MAKE my cup of tea. You haven't made me a tea, you've handed me a cup of hot water and a tea bag. I take milk and one sugar please. You've just spent 10 minutes firing steam and frothy milk and god knows what else through a machine the size...

The phrase "one of the only". For example a whiskey advert at the moment says "we're one of the only distilleries in the US to make our own barrels". Well, you are either the only one or you're not. You can't be "one of the only". To a lesser degree the phrase "one of the first" I suppose you...

I have a friend who's missus is having a baby. Every day we get updates on FB from him and a couple of times a week a graph type thing that informs us the foetus is as long as a pencil and weighs the same as a shoe or some such bollocks. That's what I hate. That shit.