To the tune of 'John Browns body'
They sing they love the Palace,
and we take it up the arse,
But when he gets into the box
he falls onto the grass,
He looks up to the referee
to claim another pen
That boy Zaha's at it again.
Naughty naughty naughty Zaha
Naughty naughty naughty Zaha
Naughty...