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The overuse of adjectives in pub food menus.

"It's alright, he won't hurt you!"

Allow me to demonstrate: Hello, I'm currently out of the office on a golfing trip with my very professional, grown-up, rich friends. Kind Regards, Thomas ------------------------------ Hello, I'm currently out of the office doing playtime with my people wot is in my skool. Derrr, Tom...

Talking of pedestrian crossings... The STUPID new ones where the red/green man is inexplicably placed at chest height so if anyone is standing next to them nobody can ****ing see it. Also, the fact that some even have two boxes right on top of eachother for absolutely no reason I can fathom...

People who say generally when they mean genuinely.

I've literally just received an out of office written in Comic Sans. Sweet Jesus. Edit: If you can't beat em...

Totally, dude.

People who film videos in portrait. People who use Comic Sans for anything. Ever. People who say "are" instead of "our". People who say "there's hardly any difference" between standard def and HD. People who press the up and down button when waiting for lifts when they just want to go up...