He's just about the worst comic in Britain.
Unfunny. Chuckles to himself. Punchable face.
The two reasons he's got so famous are: 1) Excellent PR 2) Is inoffensive, so appeals specifically to middle-aged women.
If you rate Michael McIntyre, I assume you've never before seen another comedian...
Pre-match at Palace
Goal music. Obvs. Both tinpot and cringeworthy.
Balloons.
There was a story on here many moons ago where someone managed to tear their cock string.
Everything involving seagullwedgee
'Agile'.