Crap joke I know but after I wrote kick my stool away I thought Ibwas going to get some poo related grief. So I pre-empted it with my own 'joke'. Realise now that A. Crap joke and B. No one cares! ������
Apparently linked to Jonny Russel for £1.5 m
http://m.derbytelegraph.co.uk/transfer-talk-derby-county-forward-linked-with-championship-rivals-brighton/story-29991966-detail/story.html