How did I know your relatives were dead (I'm sorry for that )
Most people on this thread are just posting fun suggestions until you decided to get deep & heavy
And I didn't insult your relatives just said yours or their caravan,
Jesus, Peter sellers, John Lennon & Oliver Reed
Sellers to Make us laugh
Lennon to sing us a song
Reed so everyone gets pissed
And Jesus so there's plenty of food to go around