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A Joke Recently a "Husband Shopping Centre" opened in Dallas, where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to...

Shut up big nose

Fatbadger, you're right, what are we doing wasting our time on this thread, it's a tissue of lies

When are the fixtures out

A vampire is walking along the road, minding his own business, when he gets hit on the shoulder by something, he looks down to the floor where it had landed, there was a small sausage roll, he couldn't see where it came from so he carried on. Then he was hit again, this time there was a...

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?", says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first, then you swear after me, ok?" The 4 year old agrees...

Time for a joke or two An Australian ventriloquist visiting Wales, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He Figures he'll have a little fun. Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?" Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you...