Hmm. Start with ritual humiliation at junior school being turned upside down in front of class to illustrate multiplying fractions, being slapped round the face for struggling to follow dance steps in 'Music and Movement' (age of poster spoiler!), slapped legs when others had been misbehaving. I...
How VERY dare you - I hate teachers as much now as when I went to school. No I'm not and never, never suggest that again.
By the way, you should know I'm not a teacher because they preface everything they say with 'well I'm a teacher so' as if it adds weight to their pronouncements!!!