To the tune of:
When the ball hits the goal, its not Shearer or Cole, its Zamora.
When the ball hits the net like a f***ing rocket its Zamora!
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As he hits the floor and shown England's door, yes it's the Zaha
Is it young Tom Daley, when he's here falling free, no it's the Zaha
Like this.
Maybe add another verse in:
Crystal Palace look like clowns, look like clowns, look like clowns
Crystal Palace look like clowns, Poor Old Palace!
And/Or
Crystal Palace burn down towns, burn down towns, burn down towns
Crystal Palace burn down towns, Poor Old Palace!