Here goes.
Sang in a northern accent.
"went down pub, drank 10 pints,
Got totally plastered, went back home and beat the wife, coz im a northern bastard".
;)
In your northern slums,
you look in the dustbin for something to eat,
you find a dead rat and you think its a treat,
in your northern slums.
In your northern slums,
Your mums on the game and your dads in the nick,
you cant get a job cos your to f***ing thick,
In your northernn slums.
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