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For the completists among you and for those thinking of a return. (And for me clearly not prepared to put Athens to bed, just yet) This is where me and Jnr went for early hours drinks after the game, round the corner from The Acropolis. Lovely place, 'holiday poncy', great vibe, nice toilets...

Neither can you.

None, or maybe one fella off to the right, who clearly got out of his bed on the wrong side, yesterday morning. Barber-Out will point to the extreme provocation and the fact that 99.9% of us were model customers. The .1% will be quietly forgotten about.

And finally. Through the passport control booth staffed by a plus size Sandra Bullock. My god Athens I might have only been here for 19 hours but wowsers what a magnificent time. Thank you.

It's 01:52 and I think we're stuck in a blinking competition. We're showing no sign of leaving. They're showing no sign of kicking us out.

I'm sat opposite a graffitied screaming Janet Leigh. If I do sleep it'll be interesting.

In an Alfred Hitchcock inspired Wine Bar round the corner from the Pantheon, talking bollox with Jnr, while being surprised every time they serve us another beer, after 1am. Happy dayz.

Don't be silly.

Didn't need that on the back of Forest. I'm too old for this shit.

If nothing else they've banged out some quality tunes on the wireless.

At least good quality luzzing beer is 99% water.

Father Dougal is in the building