I've already resigned myself to being unable to go from 30th August to 13th January, as I know I don't have the fortitude or emotional intelligence to be able to cope with:-
"it's Christmas here at The Range".
Funny you should ask, as I was back in today primarily to get the rest of the picture frames.
But I'd be lying if I said I wasn't on the hunt for some p'n'm.
I couldn't find any, toyed with the idea of a 20ft paddleboard but got some pork scratchings instead.
I have no idea why The Range has...
Woolworths on crack.
I don't think I've been in one before, I had such a visceral reaction I spent 10 minutes looking for the chart singles on cassette.
It's hard to imagine anything in store has an after purchase life of longer than a month, floor to ceiling of glorious tat.
A tremendous...