At no point this season have I felt relegation was likely, despite spending the season teetering on the edge.
So I felt the need to quantify how close we still are by including the word mathematically, despite my personal skepticism.
Those less confident can still openly talk of relegation and...
Oh gosh did I not praise GPott enough?
I'm so so sorry.
palace have Leicester and Man City next, are members of their board asking if they can eek out enough points to guarantee a Premier League place next season?
I'll give you a clue - no they f'ing well aren't.
We on the other hand would...
Discussing how the Albion might beat already relegated Sheffield Utd, in late April, in order to secure mathematical safety from their own (no matter how unlikely) relegation.
That doesn't really have the ring of, we are f'ing brilliant, GPott is the messiah, anyone who says otherwise is too...