Consultant Barber.
Players have to apply to me for a change of hairstyle and I approve or decline the request depending on whether or not it's beneficial to the club
No, but...
If I was The Official Hair Consultant to Brighton and Hove Albion:-
Davy Propped wouldn't have been allowed to have his hair cut.
The Albion's midfield wouldn't have been overrun through 2019.
The team would have won 2 to 3 more games.
CH wouldn't have been sacked.
NSC would have...