I'll be amazed if this hasn't already been mentioned, but I'll be jiggered if I'm going to read through and find it.
Was anyone else's first reaction:-
'Duffy, broken bone, 6 weeks...
...i bet he's back in 4'.
The first question put to CH will be along the lines of:-
'Do you agree with me that my column in some free post rag has the perfect absorbency for kitty piddles'?