You know what he's only gone and done, don't you...
...he forgot to leave a note for the milkman.
Clearly he doesn't want an extra pint of semi-skimmed in the morning.
This is getting to be a bit of a thing for me, but there's no camera on him in the highlights.
After the penalty cemented the game, I thought I saw him lifting his pullover, shirt and vest over his head, so he could tweak his nipples while running towards the North Stand.
But I might be...