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Even the most bizarre of conspiracy theories would still make more sense than the OP. So a Barberout PR exercise is completely plausible.

The longer this thread goes on the more #teamclub I become. It's got so bad now I'm beginning to wonder if I'm actually in Chailey.

Haha this thread has generated 6 of the 20 top rated thumbs up posts, none of which are from the OP!

Oi what about me. Lil Miss Stat missed out, even though Jnr got his. Which in turn caused a rumpus somewhat akin to Israel Palestine, but even though we got through it, she's still deserving of her shirt.

Why aren't you getting this. The 30 days isn't time to 'sort out the paper work'. The, well publicized, 30 days is to guarantee the shirts go to supporters and members, not freeloaders who just pop up when a birthday is around the corner. I think most of us are amazed it's only 30 days and...

Alternatively:-

That's not quite it though is it. This particular branch of Sainsburys has had one tempting special offer for over 5 years. The OP has done his bi-weekly shopping at that branch, for all of those 5 years. I'd imagine he's even had to 'pop in' just 72 hours between shops. Yet here we are 5, 6...

Just build one of these and go back to any date from 2009 to last Friday:- simples.

Which end?

Other than the fact they all scare me s***less I'm fine with them, including the different coloured ones, and those that also like other ladies. So on balance I guess I'd better stick to pushing recycling through letterboxes.

Being a petty and vindictive individual if I were in Mr Barber's position I'd hunt down the OP. I 'd cancel his season ticket and then make it very 'difficult' for him to come to games. Which probably goes some way to explain why I'm a socially inept postie and not a big business CEO...

Lil Miss Stat didn't get her free shirt, I said 'oh well that's a shame', and that was the end of that. Some people are unbelievable.