Still not quite the 1 in 2 being touted.
I know that for a fact, because if he was scoring something close to 1 in 2 he'd have been sold off for big money, long before being given to the northerners.
But are they miles better than every other footballer on the entire planet?
There's tens of thousands of footballers out there.
There are thousands of footballers available.
There must be hundreds available who 'could do a job'.
Why the fook would you be so small minded as to be obsessed with...