As the rest of world football is exactly like Scottish football, you'd have thought we'd go straight to the source.
I guess the language barrier is just too insurmountable.
So with that in mind let me be the first to pronounce Colunga as shitehouse.
Just a tin pot player, although I've never heard of him, from a tin pot club, playing in a tin pot league, that reminds me of Scottish football.
The guy is clearly just a makeweight, and yet another freebie, proving...