Ah pooh-bums, I forgot to add the comedy genius that is:-
iii) The spazmoid with the fake 'breaking news' thread and no imagination (caveat added due to the actually funny 'club news' thread)
Will it be:-
A) The mooie who posts 'the news' 5 hours, 16 treads & 63 pages after it's officially announced (whenever that may be).
or
2) The NSC-JCL twunk who pipes up with the timeless classic 'but look how far we've come'.
Mooie or twunk, mooie or twunk, twunk or mooie, I just can't decide.