The ultimate urban myth doing the rounds many years ago was that the Escobar brothers were spending two and a half thousand dollars a month on RUBBER BANDS to bind the cash they were raking in from their narcotic trade...
The person with the big bunch of keys that opens the Amex on matchdays, who in a fit of pique at being goonered, chucks them into a 3/4 set trough of wet concrete, so people don't have to be put through the wringer come Friday night...