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I got stopped between platforms and got shown a badge I didn't recognise, and a demand to see my ticket. I thought of coming the old, 'That badge doesn't mean anything to me mate. Have you got any other form of ID?', but reckon that would have been manna from Heaven to him. I just showed my...

It appears there are two groups in society. Those that happily naus up their fellow humans at every opportunity and glean a wry pleasure from it, and the semi-permanently affronted on the end of this behaviour. Is it possible to choose what group you are in, or is it just fate ???

You could try the old chestnut of staring maniacally at them and asking, 'Will you be my friend?', in a take on of The Idiots by Dogme95 :)