'Guys'
'Pep'
'Gotten'
'Go gym' instead of 'go to the gym'
'Conservative Party'
JCLs booing because 'I've paid my money and therefore I'm entitled to boo.' No you're not. Go back to shouting at TVs on a Sunday.
'In this moment' when uttered by someone who has English as a first language.
Moaners and whingers talk about poor performances, why was that sub brought in instead of such and such, blame an individual for a mistake etc etc.
Bedwetters make embarrassing, reactionary, entitled statements that are attention-seeking, childish, and should never emanate from a sane adult's...
'Bedwetters' is aimed at adults who make ridiculously over-the-top comments, such as
"Potter out. I'm giving up my season ticket," 43 minutes into a game, with the score at 1-0.
"Dan Burn is a disgrace, he should get out of our club," when he's just conceded a throw-in. There are thousands...
"Oliver, we all love you very much. We'll always be here for you, no matter what. Happy second birthday."
When adults use their Facebook wall to talk saccharin-covered shite to their non-reading-age children, who also don't have access to Facebook.
Makes me do little bits of sick in my mouth...
'You guys', 'it's literally' (when something actually is, i.e. not literally), 'in this moment' (In football parlance. Used to be the preserve of foreign managers (fair enough) but know English bosses say it to describe any ****ing moment).
'London by the Sea' - **** off.