I wonder who would take him. I think @edna krabappel 's suggestion (Spurs) could be a good one, but he's not going anywhere that doesn't pay him big bucks.
If not Spurs, then Villa (nope, seem too well run these days) or Everton (yes, maybe them :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: )
It's not even a hypothetical question worth asking because there are no circumstances where it might happen. Well, unless Pervis was unhappy, wanted out and we were offered silly money for him. But even then, why would we go after Cucurella?