So despite you being the only one on the board who didn't get the tongue-in-cheek nature of it, you want me to change my behaviour?
I've got a better idea. Why don't you toddle off to another board - one where you can talk to yourself, and leave this one for the grown-ups? You feeble...
Really? I reckon winding up a 90 minute player is likely to be more damaging than winding up someone who plays on average *checks notes* 22 minutes.
To be fair, I always liked Bissouma. Just think it's amusing when players cock off for more money and the UCL, only to be reduced to bit part...