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Before you go, can you tell us after which game we should be allowed to judge you? You had said Swansea, but apparently that isn't right anymore. Shall we say after Chelsea, 23rd October? Plenty of time for your world beaters to pull well clear of the bottom 3.

Don't forget, their support is the best in the league: 25,448 for Huddersfield (full house, first game of the season) 23,477 for Swansea (2,000 empty seats - wonderful support) So around 19,000 rattling around in their old cow shed for the next one then?

I don't think you understand the word "desperate", but to be clear it's not me on a Palace website telling anyone who will listen that we are FAR better than you with my team on zero points, unable to score a goal in 4 matches (including 3 winnable ones), having just sacked our manager. Mind...

Has he gone or is he composing another absolutely laughable three paragraphs? Fingers crossed it's the latter as I love his perma-wrong rantings. I almost hope Palace beat Southampton so that he can come here to announce how they're up and running and won't lose another game. Obviously we...

We all wanted a striker, sure, but actually looking at some of the football in this division so far, coupled with the way Hemed has applied himself, I'm not entirely sure we absolutely need a striker now. It would be great of course, and if we got one I think we'd stay up comfortably. But...

Nothing to say about your "judge us after Swansea" comment then? I believe that was game THREE, and your very own suggestion. I'm glad you find us hilarious because you're an absolute laughing stock.

Lovely stuff. Looking forward to it.

I like the fact that the nigels have given their manager a name even better than Frank De Bore. Apparently, in a show of tremendous fan support, they are calling him Frank De feat. If only one of the NSC nigels were around to corroborate this. Sigh.

Bang on, edna. May I just say that this is precisely the reason we should be laughing at them NOW and digging up some of their most arrogant and ignorant posts?

Dougie, are you there? You're light years ahead of us aren't you? Chop chop, come and tell us. :thumbsup:

Oh they're light years ahead, I'm sure. Sadly though, seeing as there is a good chance they will be on 0 points at the end of October (yes OCTOBER), I'm afraid Smuggy is unlikely to be on here to tell you what (s)he meant by that any time soon.

So, Return of the Makh, as arguably the NSC nigel who is most full of crap - when exactly are you "returning" to tell us how it really is?

I'm getting a little worried that some of our resident nigels have gone - I don't see any of them featuring smugly on here. It's a shame, because their usual posts are sorely missed. In the meantime, whilst we wait for them to find their way back on here, if we could all post some of their...