You appear to be kidding yourself that Zaha is one of the worst signings United have ever made and that the reason he returned to South Norwood and that dreadful slum of a "stadium" with his tail between his legs is because he actually wasn't all that and was certainly far better than Europa...
MotD is good viewing, yes.
Except Palace and Bournemouth games obviously, with their tin pot fans and crappy stadiums. Although I might watch either when they've lost.