No but I'm happy to piss all over them for you before handing them over, at no extra cost.
I guess you could buy some black covered lego figures to represent the Euro bell-ends in that corner of their comedy two tiered stand:
Normally when you hear a stadium described as a Lego effort, that's a term of derision. However, as we can clearly see, somehow the lego version of Selhurst Park actually looks better than the real one.
Although to make it more realistic, my mum genuinely does actually have some 60 year old...