Hmmm, I was thinking more of the Craig McKail Smith of the animal kingdom world.
Pretty looking thing, features on all the merchandise as some sort of representative pin-up but peel back the veneer and it's not actually very good at what he's supposed to be the pin-up for. In CMS's case...
This.
"A Christmas present for just under half of NSC"
or
"A Christmas present for the sizeable wrong minority of NSC"
...would have been more accurate.