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Could one of the mods make this Mellotron's avatar as punishment for his massively funny strop?

Busted flush. The MANTIS shrimp is no more a sandwich filling than a honey badger is road kill on the B2116.

Shame he's not a forward really, otherwise we wuld have to call him INCEY SHRIMPEY STRIKER.

This. In fact, I'll just pop that into my signature.

The Mantis Shrimp takes its rightful place amongst the king of beasts - Polar Bears, Hippos, Orcas and now Shrimps. What an honour. But once again, the badger bottles it and flounders when it counts. All a bit like Peggy out of hi-di-hi, desperate to become a yellow coat.

:cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Pure goal down retrievage there.

And just as the Badger looks poised to overtake on the final bend, the Mantis Shrimp has kicked away, Farah-esque, to the finishing line. What a magnificent performance.

Just five votes in it.

:lolol: :lolol: :lolol: Even funnier is that your team was pulled up for same thing BEFORE team Shrimp! :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

ONE. :thumbsup: Superb.

All along, the badgeristas have been prattling on about how it's all about pound for pound, but now it's getting rightly THUMPED those rules appear to have changed. A dreadful sign of desperation.

Sigh. That is SAMMY the Shrimp, a poor quality football mascot. Do I need to post a picture of a garden badger, possibly found dead after being half eaten by a fox? No. Your desperation is being cruelly exposed.

136-128 to the good guy. "cough aherrr ahem cough" :thumbsup:

SURELY the badger hasn't bottled it yet again?

Oh right. When a Great White Shark sees a mantis shrimp, it shits its pants, but gets chased down and then eaten by the shrimp anyway. And that's only if there aren't any ORCAS around.

Post ONE video of that happening? Go on. ONE.

"fearsome" :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: Lion: "leave that little prick well alone son. He's an absolute fückin' tool but his head just happens to be high enough off the ground to take a nibble at your knackers" Meanwhile, we've also seen a large octopus absolutely shit itself in the...

Fail. I actually KNOW who KLF is, and that is his ONLY account. KLF goes back a long way on these boards - back to the days of 1999 when we used to organise NSC football at Regents Park. I won't deny I've canvassed his vote, however. Meanwhile, that's you suitably owned, Iggle. On a related...

I see that seagull over grimsby has voted badger. I'm tempted to pop over to the BBS, gather all the NSC Nigels and inform them of this fact. That should ensure 10-15 shrimp votes right there. But unlike the badger obsessives I won't BECAUSE I'M NOT A F**KING CHEAT.