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*booo* Rubbish.

Almost too much of coincidence that Everest posts on here, as Sussex have a mountain to climb if they are going to salvage some pride from this shambles.

What the f*** are Sussex doing dicking around taking wickets for? Gloucs have scored 86 in just 30 overs. For fucks sake, they only need another 240 runs in nearly 2 days. They'll easily get that. Slow it down Sussex you BOWLFLIDS.

15/1 now, all too easy for the worzels really.

Corey CREAMED for 4 more, with Gloucs moving smoothly into double figures. Murray should ensure his motley selection of cricmongs watch and learn from this batting masterclass albeit against abject bowling.

What a load of f***ing shit. Well f***ing done Sussex you batspannering bellends.

Eh? We're still 370 short of that magical 700 run lead mark. I can't see Glouc's bowlers giving 270 extras, can you? They're not like our bowltards you know.

Dropped for the next match hopefully. What a bat-spacker. :nono:

100 for RMJ - and all part of the bumpkin plan. They've tired out one of our main bowlers. Typical Sussex. Out thought. Out PLAYED. :nono:

You can't see Tucker getting the 5 runs he needs for his century. Not on your NELLY.

I was going to say that RMJ should simply waft his bat hopefully, but then remembered that's probably what he's already been doing do get to such a laughably large score. He should be out in the 90s, as his batfliddery means he simply doesn't deserve to get a ton.

I think nearer 700 when you consider our lame bowlflid options. :nono:

Absolute bat-BUFFOONERY. :nono:

To be fair, if the bumpkins only win by 7 or 8 wickets as opposed to the expected ten wicket victory, they can point to this example of bitter, bitter luck. Can we last 3 days, that's the real question.

Gatting's place surely under threat. So, so typical of our crop of batflids.

The Worzels should wrap this up today.

44/0 (6.4 ov) I've never seen such batfliddery. At least TRY and make a fist of it you useless gimps. :nono:

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66/4 now, we're getting absolutely battered. :nono:

35/3. A lucky wicket.