Can I suggest an edit to your brilliant suggestion (really would make a surreal footy song):
Tomer Hem-ed, To-mer He -e er me hed,
B-H-A, B-H-A, B-H-A A-A-A
Tomer Hem-ed, To-mer He -e er me hed,
Zom-Bie, Z-om-Bie, Zom bie bie bie (getting louder and louder for no reason)
B-H-A, B-H-A, B-H-A A-A-A