To be fair, if that mouse had a twitter account it might turn out they have all sorts of views on gender roles in contemporary society.
Sometimes silence is for the best.
On Jonathan Wilson specifically, while I don't doubt he knows a lot about the game, I've never rated his articles about modern football.
There was a period a few years ago when I noticed he'd write basically the same article before every Arsenal Tottenham game, going on about how the "balance of...
My ideal football commentary combo is:
A commentator who can string a sentence together and has a relatively deep voice (either male or female) so I can more easily tune out what they're saying.
A co-commentator who's some grizzled Glaswegian to occasionally interject to say that literally...