Well I need to find a use for this Noddy Holder hat. Other than sneaking into Wolves Home Fans Only pubs I can only think of impersonating a lighthouse.
I haven't looked in ages, but it used to be the case that Liverpool had separate qualification for home league games, away league games, home FA Cup games, away FA Cup games, home League Cup games, away..... (you get the idea).
Although I think if you went to every home cup game you had a chance...