You should’ve played a game of each taking it in turns to shout his name - but it has to get louder each time. And whoever he eventually hears has to buy the lunch..?
Not sure I’m mature enough for jury service yet…
Worth a try @Bozza ? Just choose whichever prejudice you want based on the defendants looks…
‘I hate fattys’ or ‘Can’t stand his trainers’ or something - see how bizarre you can push it…?