Of course nobody would grow such an abomination on their face without a sense that it was really nothing more than a big joke. So big in fact they have been running it for a good few years the cheeky little scamps.
......actually the more I think about it maybe they are actually sex offenders
Fair play to him although I am still struggling with the fact he sports that moustache with no awareness it makes him look like the kind of person who would harbour victims in his basement