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Ok boomer! We mostly wear lungis or 'skirts' in India. Yes, grown men wearing something other than trousers!!! Sorry this is all so unfathomable for you, I suggest that you live a little. Try washing your ring with soap and water, just like you would if shit got on any other part of your...

A towel, which in my case is a piece of cloth that can be easily laundered.

Well, quite so. There is a common saying amongst Indian fellows. 'Why do all the stray dogs follow the tourists?' 'Because they don't know how to clean their bottoms properly.'

In Korea and Japan the fancy toilet seats are standard. In South-East Asia the toilet shower hose is standard. In Central Asia the tap and jug is most common, as are squat toilets. When you are squatting you can pour 2 or 3 jugs of water down your crack and flush your arse clean then dry your...

Depends on the facilities - a shower hose is preferable, or one of those fancy seats with little jets of water. Usually just a plastic jug will suffice.

Who wipes these days? Or should I say - Who persists with smearing their fecal matter around their buttocks with wads of useless paper? We're not toddlers - wash your asses people, and then wash your hands. Egh!