My apologies Springal, went off at the deep end and got the wrong end of the stick big time.
Note to self, read the thread properly, then you may not look as much of a d**k
Who's house are you calling scummy? If you mean Moulsecoomb, perhaps you should phone Barber and tell him not to accept our money, as yours is obviously better you sanctimonious ****. I know at least 100 season ticket holders from our "scummy" estate, so I should be careful, as if you sit next...