Weather is not so nice here in Manchester today - in my rush for the train last night I forgot my coat-- brrrr. Still no sight of a pink hairdoooooo maybe I need to ruffle up my hair, un-tuck my shirt and ask for a cuppa in a homeless centre
Now that took a quite while to read end to end but boy the entertainment value was tremendous!
Imagine @TheTruth as telesales - or YIKES as a double glazing sales person ......