I think 'Plumbing problems in Pubs' might just do it.
Or shaking hands with 'Sunday League Non Entities at Cup matches - I did this a few times in over 22 years :moo:
BG is nearing his 50,000 post.
I tried to book his 49,999 but he hasn't been in touch :cry:
Who is going to be the one to post on this possible histrionic :wink: night
Will it go with a BANG:eek: or with a whimper:drama: