Ha brill Mr Lifto...! His foreskin did stretch to the point of 'he might have to stand on something, because he's not going to get it off the ground otherwise..' or it was just going to rip open..
Just what you needed before a late night clubbing..
Years ago, there used to be coach trips from Brighton to The Word, then onto The Ministry Of Sound (back when it had no alcohol license..) all for about £40
When we went, it had some 'circus strongman' type, who put a hook through his foreskin, and lift up an old (no elec) heavy iron with it...