Ah, thought you might not have been serious, and some of the online stuff about this kind of thing, as with many other things, is just junk.
Swansman actually nailed it (really) in #55
Er .. for the bonus, Dutch smoker killed by the habit? Bloody hell. That's a bit easy :)
Sorry not fact. The c in his first name is j (like John) in Turkish. The first letter of his second name is ch (like church). The I without a dot second last letter is pronounced er as in the English name Kerr. The letter a is pronounced as in arm and not like cat. FACT :) As for the first part...