Ha, you think that's bad?
A man went to the hospital and said "Doctor, every time I break wind, it sounds like a Japanese motorbike" The doctor said "Really"
He said "really"
He broke wind and proved it to the doctor there and then.
The doctor said "lets examine you then" The doctor...
Joke du jour...
A farmer goes out to his field one morning only to find all of his Cows frozen solid.
As far as the eye can see are cows, motionless like statues.
It had been a cold night, but he'd never thought anything like this would happen.
The realisation of the situation then dawned on...