Many years ago whilst moonlighting as a painter with some proper painters from my local we were round this milfs house to assess a job.
Deciding on colours she looked at us and said " I would like muffin on that wall over there".
True story that.
Talking of paint I can't find a 5L pot of terracotta masonry paint anywhere, I have been to all the usual places but nothing doing.
Dulux Weathershield toasted terracotta is the ideal colour but nowhere had it.
So I popped into 2 decorating centres today and they both wanted £35 to mix up a 5L...