He will have a really long drive at one of his other houses to make up for the lack of one at his Westminster house.
Probably got a very clean moat as well.
He needs to put something on the end of it*
Or buy a television.
Not only do I feel sorry for the kids after this horrible incident, but also for being lumbered with a total prat for a father.
(*yes I know he is a staunch catholic)