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The breakfast show studio must have smelt like a backstreet Glasgow pub.

Officer: How much have you had to drink sir? Wilkins: I have no idea Officer: I am going to nick you sir Wilkins: Quite right. Officer: But because I am a Mason and a Chelsea fan I am going to let you off this time. Wilkins: Bless your heart. Officer: Would you like a ticket to the Police...

If only he had passed the glass sideways or backwards he would not be in this mess.