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[QUitTE=Stoaty Ferret;6339784]Was he Greek Cypriot looking? There was a bloke of that description unleashing hell next to us. If It smelt of houmous or stuffed vine leaves then it probably was.

Did he laugh after each fart with a witty comment? Did he cup his hands and catch one and hold it over your nose? Did he scratch his crack through his trousers? Did he fart and follow it up with a beer belch? I think you got off lightly.