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I would quite happily ask John Major if he was my neighbour if I could borrow his lawnmower until I had got the blade sharpened on mine on the Monday evening on the way back from work on my friends grinding wheel who has recently moved to a lovely bungerlow in High Salvington.. I would not...

Subsidised by the British tax payers no doubt and supplied by unelected engineers.

I do like him for that but wouldn't want to sit next to him in our local discussing whether a player was deemed active and so the goal should have been disallowed.

You obviously don't know her. I had her round because my washing was making a racket and leaking at the supply. She bought the wrong washers for the leak and then told me Zanussi's were shit and was hardly there 5 minutes and charged me £30.00 quid. On the other hand Ken Livingston fixed my...