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My Jack Russell swallowed the string off the Sunday beef joint once and when it passed through her it had formed perfectly around ....................well you know what. It made picking it up all the easier.

Does anyone have a pet that at least one member of the family desperately wants to die. My wife hates my giant African land snail Usain with a passion. Probably because when I clean his tank out I leave him on the draining board by the sink. I say he......... But really they are hermathrodites...

You just pour the liquid over your body and rub or smear in. Used perfumed oils for best results.

You copied UKIP then ?

I sympathise with US here knowing how these mods can be so cavalier in their attitude at times. Another typical pinscher movement by the same old faeces.

Yeah but the pointers are all there as to how the mods hound Uncle Speilberg.

They're ganging up on you again US.